Don’t use too much spit. 
Facial hair can irritate the area. 

Make sure to use a lot of spit. 

Remember to do your ABC’s. 

Don’t fucking do the ABC’s.

Only do ‘B’, ‘L’ and ‘E’. 

Keep a towel handy. 

Just poke it. 

With your face. 

Try and stay intuned with them. 

Ask questions. 

Don’t talk too much. 

Just go for it. 

It’s great. 

Fun for everyone. 

It isn’t always about you. 

It isn’t a cave. 

They’re different. 

They’re all beautiful. 

I didn’t think that was going to be the question you were going to ask. 

Fin.